More questions have come in over the last few days and below are some of the more interesting ones together with my answers.
1) Please let me know, does etiquette teach arrogance? I am asking this because, if it does, then I will decide to book you. Is it worth learning it, as I want to be able to respond with the same attitude to those people calling themselves “Royals” who display it on a daily basis toward others outside their circle.
Etiquette does not teach arrogance, and nor do I condone it. Sadly in today’s world, those who people think have good manners often are quite rude and, as you say, are arrogant and supercilious (especially to those ‘outside their circle’). This is one of the reasons that manners and etiquette have gained a bad image in the last decade or so. Being polite and courteous should be universal and everyone should be treated equally and with respect.
2) What should you call Kate Middleton now e.g. Your Majesty or Your Royal Highness?
The latter. Now that Catherine is part of the Royal Family then she is given the title of ‘Your Royal Highness’ (or ‘Ma’am’) when speaking to her in conversation. Only the Monarch is called ‘Your Majesty’, all others are ‘Your Royal Highness’, followed by Sir/Ma’am.
3) When seating guests at a formal dinner table, I typically seat the lady of highest honor (based on age or station) to my right. Is this proper?
This is proper. The most senior guests go to the right of the host/hostess. Thus, if President Obama hosted a state dinner for Her Majesty The Queen at the White House, Her Majesty would sit to the right of the President, and on the First Lady’s right would be Prince Philip.
4) In light of recent events, I have a hypothetical etiquette question for you. If for example in Ireland it was considered social protocol to clink glasses when greeting someone, would it have been a faux pas on Her Majesty’s behalf had she refused? Similarly, if in America the formal way of greeting someone was to hug them and Michelle Obama hugged The Queen, would this be inappropriate? Who’s right in a clash of cultural etiquette?
Good questions! Taking your first, it would be impolite of Her Majesty to refuse to clink glasses, should it have been social protocol to clink glasses. Thankfully, nowhere in the Western world is it correct to do so (correct me if I am wrong). If Her Majesty was in America and the First Last hugged Her (and it was that country’s custom to do so) then Her Majesty would graciously go along with it. (But it’s not!) The phrase ‘when in Rome’ is key here.
5) What are the social rules of getting onto an already packed-solid tube [the underground]. Squeeze in? Ask politely?
Well, if it’s packed-solid you won’t physically be able to board! You’d have to wait for the next train or try a different carriage. If there is clearly enough room for your personage then you can ask politely, although really the people already onboard should move for you (although on the London Underground nobody thinks properly).
Do keep your questions on etiquette, manners, taste and protocol coming in via my contact page. You can now hear me answering a daily question on Bolton FM at 3.30pm every Monday to Thursday.










Thoroughly Modern Monarchy
Saturday, December 4th, 2010I was overjoyed when I heard that Prince William was to marry Kate Middleton: mainly as I happened to be in London at the time, which meant I was able to do a round of interviews for various media outlets on the subject, but also I was happy for the couple themselves.
You can’t meet a more pro-Royal than I, but during the day of the announcement I began to think about the future of the Monarchy with Prince William (or even Charles) at the helm.
Her Majesty does not give interviews, and microphones are never placed near Her unless it is for a direct message to her subjects (the Christmas address, for example). By banning microphones one is rarely privy to Her Majesty’s conversation or speech. To me, this helps maintain the mystique of Monarchy. Similarly, The Queen has never given an interview for publication to anyone in Her life – an air of mystery is created. However Princes Charles and William have given many interviews in their time as heirs to the throne; the latter has even been ‘interrogated’ (and I use that word lightly) by Fearne Cotton. I agree that once Her Majesty has died (and I hope that is not any time soon) we should have a more modern Monarchy (and by that I do not mean that Princess Beatrice starts detailing the contents of Her fridge in the back of Heat) but if the Monarchy and its mechanics are revealed and opened up too much then it will become nothing more than a glorified Big Brother. And when – no, if – that happens then most of the pull factor for tourists will be lost.
When I was in London the other week I was standing outside Buckingham Palace and in-between filming (I was doing a piece for Canadian television on the Changing of the Guard… thank you, God…) I started chatting with some tourists from New Zealand. They were desperately hoping to see The Queen, they told me. Now, I could have told them there and then that the chances of seeing Her Majesty – or any Royal – was slim. But if we imagine my worst nightmare of a Monarchy where Beatrice is in Heat, will we see the then King coming out at certain set times of the day to sign autographs and have His grinning picture taken by camera phones? The tourists will not find the Monarchy so appealing as it will descend into nothing more than a red carpet farce. And so, the tourists will not come and the British economy will not be injected with the much-needed revenue that it gets from all their visits.
Now, please do not get me wrong – my sole argument for having a Monarchy is not that it is jolly nice for the tourists. But it is one of them. Monarchy should be detached and remote. The Royal Family aren’t like you and me (mainly you) and never will be, and never should be expected to be. Those who fuss about the ‘great expense’ to the taxpayer are bonkers: I do not know what the figure for how much the Monarchy costs each person is exactly but it is something like 20p per year. Do people actually think they will be better off with an extra 20p a year? Give me a break!
So, my message to Prince William and his future bride is (apart from many congratulations) please strongly consider any media offers or interview bids that you may get your way in the future. We need strong and powerful figureheads. The moment Kate appears on Dancing on Ice is the day I lead the march for a republic.
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